The Virgin, the Robber and the Condicional!

It’s six-thirty on Sunday morning and here I am writing my weekly blog to quote Victor Meldrew “I simply cannot believe it” this time next week and it will be Christmas Day!   Yes, there are decorations in the shops, fairy lights a go-go, all imported from China, and yes, I have bought two lots of lights to put up on my covered patio probably as a permanent feature, but that will be it.  As Christmas day is a Sunday life here will go as usual, the shops and offices will be open for business as usual on Monday. I am going to try to make “Pepían” as my Christmas meal, 100% Guatemalan and of Antigua!  (details later).

It is great that I can get the BBC, “The world at one” though I might have to write to the Beeb informing them that for some of us it is the World at 7am!

It is easy to forget that Antigua is a privileged place, during the 36 years of the Civil War (1960 – 1996) the status of Antigua as the centre for tourism meant it escaped pretty much unscathed from the brutal onslaughts elsewhere. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guatemalan_Civil_War)  Today, the rich live here or close by and it is remarkable the number of helicopters that leave in the morning and return in the evening taking CEOs to their offices in Guatemala City. So the city is rich people, retired people and tourists, serviced by hotels, restaurants, art galleries, cafes and cultural activities. It is only when you go to the “Mercado” that it really hits you that Antigua is also the capital of a mainly poor and rural state, mingling with the mainly Mayan local people as they buy/sell and bargain for vegetables, fruits, spices, household items, clothes and white goods.

The people are paid every two weeks around the 15^th and 30^th or each month and in December on the 15^th everybody gets a bonus of double pay! The money is paid into the banks and it seems the entire population then queues to remove every last Quetzal from the bank. The banks stay open until 9pm on the pay day Fridays and open at 7am on the Saturday.  As a consequence it is also a bonanza time for “Los Ladrones”  robbers and pick pockets!  Antigua is a magnet in any case, and I take the precaution of never carrying my bank cards, cash is distributed between about five pockets and my wallet virtually empty!   

 

Disafordunadamente, sadly and stupidly(?) I was taking pictures in the Mercado for the blog on Thursday and arrived home minus my camera! I wanted to show just how crowded it was, you could hardly move…… I only hope somebody else is enjoying my pictures! So, like my wallet my pocket was also empty!

On to happier matters.......

Tuesday was the Feast of the Virgin of Guadelupe (Mexico) however, it is very much celebrated by some people here and there was a festival at the Merced Church. Families create colourful children focused “shrines” – (photo booths) and the charge 10Q. for you to pose in front of their Shrine. Children dress up in traditional costumes but as adults – the boys complete with painted on moustaches! The day ends with a procession of the children around the town.  In Mexico this day marks the start of Christmas Festivities ….  It is “odd” to be in such a religiously focused society with all the feast days celebrated with gusto, fireworks and a procession of two complete with marching bands!   I need to explore what the Mayan communities do at this time.

Meanwhile back on “Volcan Española” – this weeks little surprise include the fact that you can express a doubt about something that happened in the past with a single form of word ending! For example; “ …..regresaría ……?”  implies that  “I wondered when somebody returned.”  

Fortunately, we have reached a plateau and the next two or three weeks will be spent bedding in all I have studied so far and only in the new year will I tackle the all important “Subjunctive”, “commands” and other little treats!

I am taking a weeks break from lessons between Christmas and the New Year in order to do my own revision and hopefully travel up to Lake Atitlan.

I expect the garden will be the focus of my attention for the next two or three weeks I am busily splitting plants in the “tropical garden” and also clearing the area for the vegetable garden it is great fun even if I do in the process provide a free lunch for a myriad of insects!

Ok, I have not actually seen one of these in my garden but they are so amazing!  The Guatemalan Harlequin Beetle!  Instead I have ants the size of small mice carting leaves around the garden in procession!

An interesting tradition.....

Finally, a nice little tradition here “Guatemalan Worry Dolls” these little dolls are told one’s worries at night and then placed under the pillow, they worry whilst you sleep! These dolls are now increasingly used by psychologists working with children to resolves family problems. More details here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worry_doll)

This week also marks the end of the CasaSito year the newsletter can be read here:

(http://www.casasito.org/html%20ingles/noticiasingles.html)

This week I have to research Pepían and a couple of other traditional recipes for Christmastide in Guatemala. 

I really do hope the weather is not too bad as you do battle with the shops, the crowds and the sheer hell of the pre-Christmas rush!  Salud!

Hasta La Navidad, amigos!

My garden, my house, and the Day of the Devil ……………

(Videos only available if you vie the blog within the blog website!  Click title of blog to go the the website!)

Some formatting problems this week, apologies in advance ~ I am totally in the hands of Google ~ and like so many "user friendly" programmes one IT decides what you want trying to change things just makes matters worse!

Hola!

My garden, my house, and the  Day of the Devil ……………

Finally I found a cyber café with a reasonably strong signal so I could upload my videos ~ so I have learned keep the videos short (in future)……

So, I have been in my little yellow house ~ mi piquita casa amarilla (PCA) ~ for 10 days and am loving it. A friend has helped me to rearrange the furniture and apart from an internal repaint I have the place pretty much right for me. Though I had hoped to get the sofa indoors, though everybody says that once this slightly cold spell has passed, I will be thankful of somewhere comfortable to sit outside!

Bought some gardening tools and have started splitting the vast numbers of irises and bromeliads. And I bought a large spade to start work in what will be the vegetable garden.  I shall have the time for this as there is little happening at CasaSito for the next month before things kick off at the end of January.

Getting re-used to the idea of washing the dishes in cold water using specially formulated washing powder, the only source of hot water I have in the house is the shower unit powered by a “widow maker”  basically a unit containing an electric coil that heats up as soon as a water flow is detected – clever!  The widow maker comes from the fact that many people fail to keep them maintained and the combination of electricity and water and a naked body standing under the unit……..

This week I have had new security lights in the garden the TV now boasts 102 channels of mainly dubbed rubbish no BBC L but very useful for improving the Spanish.

The big event of the week was ……..

“The day of the Devil”

Street food was in abundance for the Fiesta which actually goes on for three days, the main place itis celebrated is the  Ciudad Vieja, with Antigua running a close second.

The "Virgin" with an interesting black angel .....

The Devil getting ready to go out with a bang!

Well, it felt like we were all attending a medieval witch burning, much shouting and clapping as bits of the devil fell off in a burst of sparks and flames, but the Feast of the Immaculate Conception of the Blessed Virgin Mary (Dec 8) would not be complete without the ritual devil burning the evening before!

Just about all of Antigua turned out for this, TV cameras the lot!    

All ready and waiting for the 6 o’clock sharp immolation! 

At around 5.50 one of the good burghers of Antigua dressed in 18th Century costume gave a diverting speech 

about the significance of the ceremony and after much laughter, suddenly it all started! 

Mephistopheles was absolutely packed with fire crackers and he was turned to ask in under 5 minutes! 

But why, WHY I hear you cry …… well, here’s the official line….. 

All year long he hides under the bed or in the junk piled up in the corner, casting misfortune or worse on helpless mortals. But on Wednesday, December 7, at 6 p.m. sharp, the Devil gets his comeuppance, as he is tossed out of the house along with the trash and set ablaze in the Quema del Diablo (Burning of the Devil), a tradition in many Guatemalan towns that literally sparks the beginning of the Christmas Season.

The origins of the Quema del Diablo in Guatemala can be traced to colonial times, when the well-to-do adorned the fronts of their homes with elaborate lanterns on the eve of the Feast of the Immaculate Conception, explains historian Miguel Álvarez Arévalo. Unable to afford lanterns, poor denizens instead lit bonfires made of kindling and the trash from their homes. The practice over time evolved into the Quema del Diablo.

How the Devil entered the picture is the subject of some debate, according to eminent historian Celso A. Lara Figueroa. One account claims that the sermons of priests describing how the Virgin of the Immaculate Conception squashed the head of the Devil established the link. What is clear, however, is that the fires, viewed in many cultures as having a purifying effect, came to symbolize the triumph of Good over Evil.

It’s a crazy day people dressed as the devil , playing silly jokes, like wishing everybody they meet in the 

street “Feliz Compleaños” (Happy Birthday), people try to wear red in “honour” of the devil, I sported a 

red tee shirt!  I didn’t need to play silly jokes as my Spanish lesson contains enough to laugh about!  

This all took place 200 yards from my Casa as it is held outside the Ruins of the Convent of the Immaculate 

Conception – except this year they moved up the road a bit as they finally realised that lighting a huge bonfire 

25 yards in front of petrol station was probably not a clever idea!

Anyways it was a great way to spend an hour, I had invited Jacob (USA) and Marion (Germany) two people 

staying a the CasaSito volunteers house round to my “little yellow house”  for dinner so the evening 

was very jolly.

Sadly we missed the Dance of the Devils in which a lunatic wears a frame packed with firecrakers

amd runs round the streets scaring the "life" out of people!  This has to be one of the craziest 

dances of the world.

Have a friend staying for the weekend, so Sunday (today) we plan to play tourists and to visit some of the sights!

Oh yes, the bad news is Advocado tree has an infection, and I am advised to get it fumigated at some point 

in time, the good news is, that the insects causing the problem mean the tree is visited by a vast array of 

beautiful birds looking for a free lunch!

Tody Flycatcher

Barred Antshrike

Mourning Dove

Becard 

Hasta una semana, amigos!

The Third Festival de Artes – PART two of this weeks blog!

Sorry but the videos will appear next week! ......   I need to find a cyber cafe with a good strong connection!

The poster I helped to design!

What a day!   Preparations had been going on all of last week. I was in charge of the art and sculpture exhibition.  Entries were arriving to the office/volunteers house all week and had to be sorted into categories and then a plan devises for hanging the pictures on large panels at the Cooperación Española on the evening before.

I was also in charge of buying all the prizes, which consisted of various art materials. So ably assisted by two young “interns” – two girls doing a months experience with CasaSito as part of their secretarial diploma – fortunately one of them was doing a bilingual course, so when we went to the Bodegona to buy all the prizes she was able to act as interpreter!

Well in order to cut a long story down to size,  it took three hours on the Friday evening and a further two early Saturday morning to get the exhibition ready for a 10 o’clock start – outside the building Paulo and a crowd of volunteers set up the various stalls, interactive activities and the stage. 

Suffice it to say the day went off without a hitch, except that two of my three judges, simply decide to go off for coffee, without telling the third judge and went AWOL for an hour and a half!  It was only when they got back that it dawned on them that the task was no easy matter – anyways after some time I got my list of 16 winners.

The day was a huge success as you can see from the attached pictures – the standard of art was in some cases extremely high!   The three best in show pictures came with a scholarship for the artists to spend a year being taught by professional artists, as a potential start to a career!

Aside from the exhibition I met many retired “gringos” (Americans) who all live in Antigua basically for the same reasons as me – 1. a little money goes a long way, 2. to volunteer and 3. to enjoy the pleasant climate!

By the end of the day I really felt a part of the CasaSito extended family! And look forward to making areal contribution when the new year starts at the end of January.

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Oh yes, I was shopping for bits and pieces for “my little yellow house”  (mi pequita casa amarilla) and came across a couple of stalls in the market selling plants -  Roses at £1 each and wonderful climbing shrubs at £1.40!  So I think a Rose bed is in order, together with some climbing plants up the supports for my patio (apparently a terrace is the name given to a patio on a higher level than ground level!) …….

This week I am enjoying the fact that after my lessons my day is free to do my homework in the garden and to try and find a way to upload my videos now I am no longer on Broad(ish)band!

Enjoy the pictures of my garden, the house and the ARTS Festival.

Hasta luego. Amigos  (After sometime!)

Muy Cansado - A busy week - PART ONE!

1. You know the routine if you get this by email - click on the title of the blog and view from within the blog itself.

2. As I am no longer contected by broad(ish)band my blog posting will be a little haphazard - connection is now via mobile dongle and its slow!  So have to wait until I gettime at the Volunteers House to do my uploading etc.

This weeks blog is in two parts ~ part two will include a video and details of the Arts festival, I hope to publish that on Tuesday. (Stretching my one post per week rule)

 

 To start with a quick orientation:

My new house is in Calle del Hermano Pedro on the map below righthand side just  below the centre.  

1. My house is about half way between the Ruins of La Concepcion and the 7th Calle Oriente.

2. CasaSito is in the Calle del Candelaria, nears the ruines of La Candelaria! (top rightish).  

3. My Spanish School is on the 6th Avenida close to La Merced Church.

(click to enlarge)

Exhausted!  It is Saturday Dec 3, 21:00 contemplating my bed!  Was up at 7 am this morning along with the CasaSito team to make the final preparations for the arts festival.  We had already worked last night from 4 to 7 at the Cooperación Española – we hung 104 and labelled pictures!

My feet feel as though they are going to drop off.  Didn’t sit down all day, came home around 6 and made myself food, my first cooking in “My little yellow house with the lovely gardens” – could actually have used a large G and T but made down with lemon squash!  And no, I haven’t gone TT just no booze in the house! That will be rectified!

So, the move …….   Well I was all packed and ready to go with my 3 suitcases, backpage, a box and about 5 plastic bags  and happily managed to get the whole lot in a Tuktuk so by 2:00pm I duly arrived at the house, the agent was late (Guatemalan time keeping) but moved in and completed an inventory by around 3.30pm  and just sat and looked at the garden, and started mentally planning allsorts! Fountains, plants, vegetables and on the terrace/patio lots of twinkly lights, and candles for outside dining/living!  But that is for another day!

Spent an hour rearranging the furniture – it is so odd to have your sofa on the covered terrace but non the less open to the elements!  Will probably try a few combinations before I am happy ….. even in so small a space.  I reckon “my little yellow house” is 23 feet by 11 feet, and painted the same yellow inside and out!

So, having no food I shot down to the shops  (well the Bodegona – our  only “supermarket” cum departmental store! For supplies, came back only to find that the was an omission from the lovely “Celeste”  no pots or pans with which to cook, so had coffee and biscuits for supper.  No hardship really.

Now Antigua is a small place and I normally bump into somebody I know on a shopping trip ….. Friday morning I dropped the agent a quick call to say about the pots and pans and the fact that the cable TV didn’t work.  “No problem it will be fixed” ….

I have decided to spend the Q.1400 (£110) I saved on my budget last month on a few “luxury” items so after a few errands for the Arts Festival I was free from 11:00 – 15:00 to do a little shopping, and of course ran straight into Celeste and her husband out buying my pots and pans! It is very interesting but “quality” items here are VERY expensive Celeste paid the best part of £75 on a fry-pan, a saucepan and a casserole pot – outrageous given the average wage here.  I bought a kettle (well actually a water heater with a thermostat  including “boiling” still trying to work out why you would want to heat water to warm only and then keep it warm …. Anyway the kettle was £10 (a bargain) and I also purchased a liquidiser essential for soups and salsas (£35 negotiated down from £45) so along with some plastic food containers and more foodstuffs have started to equip my kitchen.   Am debating whether or not tpo buy an electric oven, as my own means of cooking here are 4 gas rings (Guatemalan traditional food is all cooked on the hob – and I think £50 is a lot to pay for the occasional roast potato!)   But I shall probably buy a toaster. I have an iron!!! A real luxury item!

I want to live basically and simply but some items are just so necessary. I may be a single electric ring (£10) as that can be controlled better than the gas hob which does not really have a simmer level of flame, stews and suchlike are a big staple here.

Anyways enough kitchen talk.  So my little yellow house consists of “A habitación, a cocinar and a baños” plus a terrace. The habitación, is my bedroom come study, the kitchen need some thought yet, (oops back to kitchen talk) but has an area where the sink and washing machine (a REAL luxury – it’s a top loader with a was and spin facility and a huge capacity).

Am already contemplating some decorating maybe around Christmas- I have a new sideboard currently in the habitación – but likely to move to the kitchen Celeste sent her “boy”  (30 married 2 kids) round to wax it ready for use and he said that he would happily some and do the painting for me in the evenings to earn some extra dosh.

Can’t  begin to tell you how lovely it is just to make a pot of coffee and to sit on the terrace and simply contemplate or walk round the garden pick an orange of two and just “be”.   Sadly I don’t see the volcanoes from my garden as it faces north but down here in the tropics the sun is so high in the sky it is in the garden by 8 and still shining ion the garden at sunset around 6.  And I am actually lucky it does not come full force on the house (or will be lucky  Feb – May when it is really [relatively] hot and dry here).

Oh yes, my other luxury I am contemplating is to by a terracotta “ecofilter” for the water as I don’t wish to buy the great big bottle of “agua pura”- when filtration through terracotta works as well if not better!  It will cost around £35 pounds but pay for itself in a year! And looks so cool as well as being environmentally friendly!

Well I think that’s it for tonight – tomorrow Sunday I will tell you about today’s Arts Festival …………   been up since 6 the church of San Franciso is about 200 yards away and the first  “peel” of bells  ~ don’t think grandsire triples it’s 2 bells one “cracked” so clang-thunck, clang-thunck, clang-thunck (at the whim of a no doubt rancorous but devout ancient bell ringer!) ……  it is the most popular church in Antigua and contains the shrine of Peter of Saint Joseph Betancur (Santo Hermano Pedro).  Still it means I am up in time for the first rays of the sun to hit the end of the garden, cup of fresh Guatemalan coffee in hand! So every thunck has a silver lining!

Planning a nice day at home and in the garden, after a trip to La Bodegona (Antigua’s the other shrine - this time to the God of retail!) for sponges, polish and some plugs so I can start to decorate my terrace yes, lots of twinkly lights at £1 per box! Well Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without loads of twinkly lights …….! So far I have white, red and purple; they come with a music box and change in time to the tune!  J  But I shall not be having the music as it is indescribably awful!  What do you expect for a £1!

A few pictures of the arts festival as a taster!

This one of my best pictures!  

Three very happy boys at the festival!
Spidermen face paints were big this year!

 OK ....part  two about the festival follows shortly, PLUS a bonus of a video of my garden!

Hasta pronto!

A great week

You know the routine if you get this by email - click on the title of the blog and view from within the blog iyself.

The Weather et al ….

It has become unseasonably cold at night, and without any form of heating in most houses here everybody is walking around with a cold!  Luckily I have missed out on having a cold, but am feeling the drop in temperature; it may go as low as 9° tonight!(Fri/Sat)  Fortunately it climbs pretty fast  to reach highs in the mid to upper 20s by lunchtime.

I so miss the shipping forecast – must listen to it on BBC i-player, I generally catch the “world at one”  of course at 7 am!

The view from my room, roofs, volcano, star, moon.

Last Wednesday night I was looking out towards Volcan Fuego (the active one) and saw this bright light, so strange was the light that I asked Paolo my mentor at CasaSito to come look. “Has somebody put a big light on the volcano?”  errrrrrr  “It’s a star!”   OK, so I felt a little foolish but I have never seen such a bright star, dazzling later the same night the sky was truly amazing with thousands and thousands of stars that I never even knew existed, the sky was just bristling with them. Amazing.  And I have been told that if I get the chance to get away from the lights of Antigua the sky at night  is even more stunning!  Bearing in Mind that there are no sodium streetlights in Antigua just pretty ordinary bulbs in rather nice reproductions of 18C gas lamps!

Last night I was invited to a celebration  Thanksgiving Dinner by two of the American volunteers, it was a very eclectic occasion in terms of food and ethnicity, 2 American Americans, 1 Indian American, 2 Puerto Rican American, 2 Guatemaltecas and an Englishman!   Food included Fried Plantain tostadas, mashed potatoes, carrots, green vegetables in a piquant tomatillo salsa (supplied by yours truly) and a great hunk of beautifully roasted pork!  Followed by brownies and ice cream with chickie biscuits (biscuits covered in chocolate), a lovely evening putting the world to rights and being entertained by Joe and Jaime’s Chocolate Point Siamese Kitten.

Not the actual cat!

Today as I was making a cup of tea I was  asked my opinion on an the development value of a debating club and was invited to gate crash a meeting between one of CasaSito’s staff Maritza and Jaime a volunteer, net result I am now part of team that will be facilitating an series of 8 weekly sessions for the scholarship students on debating (but strongly linked to using the skills of presentation in improving personal skills).  This kicks off in February and continues every Saturday until Easter, so I have a real deadline now for my Spanish.

 

 The Business Entrepreneurs Club (Club de Empresarios 2011)

Presentations of the Business Club

Had the privilege of attending the Business Entrepreneurs Club final presentations today. Those taking part were requested to present their business ideas to the group and to a “panel” and to take and answer really tough questions! Jaime, who runs a very successful finca for tomatoes, and 3 others including myself were the panel.  I asked the same type of questions I would have asked an SME during a presentation when I was doing the EU project.
They coped well! They students now have the opportunity to develop their ideas into a full business and to present that again to the panel before January 15^th, if there presentations are successful they can ask for a “loan” to start their business! In reality it is unlikely that most of them will take their ideas forward without a huge amount of help, desafortunadamente (unfortunately) they are badly let down by their schooling as creativity or individual thought forms no part of the syllabus!  But, extra tuition and mentoring will be offered them.  I so want to be able to help, so my motivation for Spanish is very high at the moment as this is a real incentive.

Eniel Zamora with the Club Co-ordinator Maritza.

A happy Entrepreneur- he really had the gift of the gab!

However, two brothers, have come up with an excellent plan to make and sell “granitas” as an events business ~ they plan to launch this business in Holy Week when 125,0000 tourists descend on Antigua! (for the whole of the week according to official government figures, seems incomprehensible to me the streets are so narrow etc)  anyways back to the granitas ……

They have such a strong business plan, they may even succeed!  They will be getting some sponsorship via Jaime and Joe, two American volunteers. So it all augers well for them. Had I met them on an EU project I would have pushed for them to have funding as their plan was so strong, had their product ideas been exportable.

 General view over La Antigua

Hot off the press

Although it seems like shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted (stupid thought maybe the saying should be, “you can’t shut the stable door after the horse has bolted it!”) OK, having sidetracked myself, where was I, oh yes, outside the stable, …..   well, I signed the contract for my house yesterday, but in my thoughts my little house has actually been getting smaller and smaller, going from pequeña (small) to pequito (very small) so I decided to ask to see it again today. Well, I arrived with the agent and “Celeste” my landlady and her husband were busy getting it all prepared for me, along with a gardener, and oh “mi casa es muy bonita” so very lovely, of course bigger than I imagined, but still small, but, but, but Celeste has spent a fortune on new things for the house, as she said having meet me, she liked me and wanted me to be happy, so I have:

a new sofa,

a new sideboard,

the bed now has a grand headboard and side cupboards,

she has purchased a very nice patio set, in metal and glass, and

some fantastic new crockery in the brightest yellow imaginable,

she has had a new washbasin put in the bathroom,

provided a strimmer so I can cut the grass easily (the grass here is that very tough grass) and

the garden is transformed. 

She will be adding new security lighting and

is to have the drive relaid! 

I cannot tell you how wide my smile was.   All I have to do (and this is just personal choice) is to paint the internal walls, they are currently yellow, and I see them in terracotta!  She happily gave permission for me to do whatever I want as far as internal decoration is concerned.  I have an orange tree groaning with fruit and an advocado tree also laden!  Plus a Poinsettia tree about 12 foot tall!

I simply cannot wait to move in on Thursday, even if it is actually the worst day for me, as the Arts Festival is next Saturday and I am in charge of the art exhibition, planning layout, judging, prizes, etc ……. So will be working flat out on this all next week (except for Spanish lessons Mon – Weds).

 The path leading to the Cross above Antigua - A lovely walk!

Oh yes, meanwhile, back on the Volcano of Spanish

This week it has been the two past tenses in Spanish, on for events that took place at a fixed time in the past and one for a more general past! The translation is exactly the same but the conjugation of the verbs “completamente diferente” …… and next week, I get to learn how both are used in the same sentence.  Hilarious!

Ok so now it is Saturday at 6:30 pm and I need to go and cook.

So , stay tuned, my next posting will either be early (lamenting the amount of work I have to do) or late, filled with relief that the Festival went well!...

Hasta Proxima Domingo(ish) amigos!